straight isn't.



more one-hitters...
...of being known as or called 'gay'
...of being known as or called 'gay'
let's face it, it could have been wonderful
let's face it, it could have been wonderful
andy samburg in <em>i love you man</em>
andy samburg in i love you man
you can't see 'straight or gay'
you can't see 'straight or gay'
kurt cobain
kurt cobain
   

if she's there too it's still 'straight'
if she's there too it's still 'straight'
(calvin klein group ad)
exception:  if she's there too, it's still straight.
if you’re male, (welcome) sexual energy towards a female is culturally and socially rewarded. flirting, 10 points. 2nd base, 50. home run, 100. if she’s super hot, 200. if she was a virgin, bonus!!, 500 points. but sexual contact with a male? no, no, you lose points for that. big time. touching that isn’t violent or competitive, minus 50 points. caught looking in the shower without saying something funny to justify it, minus 100. any kind of sex (and people find out), it’s off the charts, don’t even worry about it: you’re gay, you l-o-s-e, game over. no takebacks.
but... if you’re best friend is really hot, and so are you, and you guys tag a hot chick together, then you get a free pass !! game-on! now it’s cool to get hardons out in front of each other, 3way, tag team, and if anything touches, especially if she does it, you’re totally in the clear. tons of lee-way here. have a great time. you’re golden. masculinity is preserved, and possibly even improved!**. Well done indeed.
** Improved? maybe you guys were a little too good looking and ‘close’ before - it was almost suspect. but if you pull it off like a conquest, and she’s in any way“dominated” (2 guys on 1 girl), then you earn additional prowess points. definitely an overall net gain.
** also see [ why ‘gang’ themed ‘straight’ porn isn’t ]
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